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March 27 2005 -- Eggo brand product
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(this review was written by Archebaldo but due to the server crash posted by me. I'll sort all this out eventually)
I went food shopping yesterday and found quite a few products that are NEW!! that I want to review. I'll start
off with an Eggo brand product.
Eggo is a brand that I know and have tried before. I also trust them...to make a crappy product. I'll give you guys some background history on myself. I love breakfast food, I remember as a young lad my parents would take me to a diner for dinner and I'd always get pancakes or waffles. The point of this being that I love pancakes and waffles. I have tried just about every brand and version of frozen waffles and pancakes...and have never liked any of them. I hate the way they don't retain heat for about more than 30 seconds so by the time you bring the plate over to the table, pour some juice, and put some syrup on your plate, the waffles/pancakes are already room temperature. It makes me quite furious and that's why I never buy frozen breakfast products on a regular basis. They also seem to always induce nausea in me too, not sure why. Anyways, I decided to man up and try a new one for the review squad over here at The Message Whore. So the new product we have is sure to be a favorite of Lord Jezo himself (the founder of this lovely website) due to the hipster use of the letter Z. That's right folks, this product is called Toaster Swirlz. I would have preferred if it was called Toaster Swizirlz Breakwheazzy Waffizzles, but that's just the gangsta rapper in me. So back to the product at hand, it's basically normal waffles that are thinner and sectioned off into four "Cinnamon Roll Minis" with Icing baked inside. Sounds pretty exciting right? Well guess what? IT'S NOT!
These things are stupid. Even though they are thinner than normal waffles and I toasted them on a full setting higher than suggested AND they came out fairly hot, by the time I took a bite out of these Rollz the MF'in inside was still cold! FURY! If I want my breakfast food to be cold I'll eat some ice cream. Now, looking inside said roll, I didn't see any icing but it had to be there cause I'm thinking that's what was so cold. Plus I had already put syrup on them so I wasn't going to retoast them. In conclusion, these things sound cool, smell good out of the toaster, and taste ok if you like slightly frozen flavored bread.
2.25 cheeses for me.
3.5 cheeses if you like the whole frozen breakfast waffle experience to begin with.
Posted by LordJezo
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