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April 14 2005 -- Holla if you like BBQ potato chips son!
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Well I was walkin' through DC on my way to see the Cherry Blossoms (the most gangsta thang you can do in DC, trust me) when my boyz wanted some food. Anyone that's been to DC knows the only food available in the Mall area of DC comes out of a cart. Once we found a cart my posse bought some hotdogs soaking in dirrrty water and hot pretzels. My boy Nick, who's never met a pretzel he didn't like, found the ultimate product for the purchasing. And today I bring a review of this amazing product. BEHOLD....RAP SNACKS!!!
That's right, Rap Snacks. Now, normally if I found a bag of Rap Snacks in DC it would be a bag of endo, a 40 wrapped in a paper bag, or a sack of condoms, but not this time, its a bag of motha f'in potato chips. These aren't just normal chips, they are chips endorsed by Lil' Romeo (and if you don't know who he is then you should just move to McWhiteysville ya damn cracka!). The flavor of these raptastic snacks is Bar-B-Quing with my Honey...flavored chips. Lil' Romeo also reminds you to "Stay in School" on the bag. That's sound advice from a pint sized rapper; you learn vital reading and writingskillz in school that can help you be the dopest rapper out there. Fo' real! Also (I'm not sure if you guys can make this out in the picture) Lil' Romeo is holding his bling which happens to be a bunny rabbit driving a tank. He's a kid and he's a gangsta at the same time, talk about a niche market! On the back of this bag there is some information regarding our potato chip whoring friend. Here it is: "The New No Limit/Universal Records presents Lil' Romeo. This prodigy to Master P is not only a soldier in training, but also his son. Following in his father's footsteps there is No Limit to his Universal appeal. With the release of his sophomore album, Game Time, Lil' Romeo is the next in line to destroy the competition with his smash hit '2Way.'" Wow, that's deep. I had no idea Lil' Romeo was a prodigy, but if it's on my bag of Rap Snacks it must be true. I'm also surprised that he was able to enlist to be a 'oldier in training'at such a young age. Celebrities get treated differently in everything! So on to the review of what's inside the bag, the chips. Lemme start off by saying that I'm not really a potato chip guy; I pretty much only enjoy BBQ chips and Cool Ranch Doritos and even then it's very rare that I'd buy them. That being said, these chips are really good; they just make me feel more gangsta when I eat them, kinda like how Popeye eats some spinach and becomes all awesome and stuff. If I were to eat these with some Gripz I'd probably go on a killin' spree in DC, get some weed off a dude on the corner, buy some 40s, and pick up some prostitutes on the way home. I don't think I could ever eat another BBQ potato chip without thinking of Lil' Romeo and his delicious Rap Snacks. These chips are also ribbed for your pleasure.
Mmm, I just had another, the combo of the honey and BBQ is good. I bought these things as a joke and they are damn good. Go out and get them! Try your local corner market, bodega, or just order $10 worth from www.rapsnacks.com You won't regret it! Don't forget to check out rapsnacks.com to see more rap artist related junk food. You'll especially love this site if you like different versions of BBQ munchies.
 
3.5 cheeses for the chips
5 cheeses for the bag
4.5 cheeses for the product (not an average)
Posted by Archebaldo
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