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May 10 2005 -- New World Order.
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 It's time for a morning review and I am cheating to get it done. Cheating because I am throwing it out there at a moments notice, not going through the editor or putting a ton of thought into it. I am writing it because I need to make up for my lack of other talents and just be able to say I am the first one who has it. Why? Well I don't have the sex apeal that Marvo has or the shineable bald head that Archebaldo has. Heck, I don't even have the depressing lit skills that PatBoyX has. Nope, I am just a plain boring single white guy who spends lots of money on crap so you can all read about it. And by you all I mean the 30 regular users and the couple hundred other people who find themselves here from some totally random searches(not totally SFW so don't click it if you dont check it first).
Anyway, as I was saying, it's time for a review and today I bring you the latest creation by the Coca Cola company, Diet Coke with Splenda. By now everyone knows that aspartame can kill you! and by "know" I mean there are a ton of conspiracy theories out there about that stuff so what better way to capitalize on that fear then to introduce a new soda that happens to not have the killer of many in your soda and instead of a sugar substitute made from real sugar? Now while I am sure that was not the real reason behind coming out with Diet Coke with Splenda it is a whole lot more fun to think that way then just having it be some people around a conference table saying "Hey, how about this Splenda stuff? Lets put that in Diet Coke." No, not as much fun at all as a new world order conspiracy theory. But then again, I bet the Coke company is actually part of that new world order since they are a major aspartame dealer so maybe this is just a way for them to say "Hey, look at us, we care!" when all it really is is just a way for them to get the attention off their real plans, which is to kill off a major part of the population with their Diet Coke poison to make room for the new empire of man who will take the place of those who have died. Or not. Who knows.
So how does it taste? Tastes like Coke I suppose. I don't mind diet or non diet and don't really have a preference over which one I have. I do have to say that it does taste better then original Diet Coke with the fake sugar stuff and I would much rather be drinking this then the old version, but being that I am not a big fan of cola soda I tested it out on a few other people. Archebaldo says "Tastes like Diet Coke with lemon without the nasty flavor. It's not bad but Pepsi one with Splenda is better. Still prefer regular Coke over everything." My mother said "Oh, I like it." Father said "Much better then normal Diet Coke, there isn't that bad aftertaste." Sounds pretty positive to me.
I think Coke will push this one harder then some of there others and might eventually replace the old one with it, but then again people fear change and I doubt they will be ever to get rid of the aspartame version, too many people will complain.
4 cheeses because its much better then old Diet Coke.
Posted by LordJezo
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