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May 5 2005 -- The End?
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What would Jimmy have to say about this? He'd be ashamed that I was sitting here stuffing my face with sugar free candy and not out smoking weed and protesting the war.
Well you know what Jimmy, you are dead and I am sitting here stuffing my face willed with candy. Why all this Jimmy rage? I am blasting The End by The Doors as I write this. He's telling me it's the end and all the children are insane. It is definitely killing the happy mood this stuff is supposed to be putting me in.
There's danger on the edge of town and it's named Capri Sun Juicers. Picking them on along the side of the Kings Highway inside a goldmine of a store out west these candies are meant to bring the kids the happiness of 10% of your daily vitamin C and have no artificial colors or flavored.
What joy.
One thing I liked about the packs is they are small. They are also blue. It's as if the blue bus is calling you when you look at them and Nabisco is the driver.
"Hey Nabisco, where are you taking us?"
"To a place of happiness"
Wow, that’s deep. Anyway, They packs are small, less wasted space, less trash, better for the environment, makes Jimmy happy. So I grab a pack of these things and I walk on down the hall to a room where my brother usually is. I looked inside, but he wasn’t there, so I just walked on down the hall. Walking into my parents room I open up the pack and dump the candy into my hand.
ooo.. those are fancy. Nabisco took a chance with these things, not putting any extra color or flavor into them, and I think they won. Most candy really doesn’t look like that, sort of a cool Apple iMac see through kind of thing going for it. Almost makes you want to break out into a guitar solo, but I don’t know how to play the guitar, so I didn’t.
But you know what, how do they taste?
*munch munch munch*
These things are pretty good! They are just like Gushers but with a much better more natural taste. The outside jelly stuff actually feels good to chew and you don’t think you are eating some crazed chemical concoction. Well, you do, but at least a mostly natural one, more natural then other candies. This is definitely one I would come back to for another go around if I wasn't so backed up with other stuff I need to review.
So anyway, this is the end of this review my only friend. It's time to set you free.
(For a totally hip experience go put on The End by the Doors, get high, and read this review over again. It will blow your mind.)
Posted by LordJezo
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