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May 2 2005 -- Dark love
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Asians will make you take them on vacation for a week and then come home only to be bent over the kitchen counter by someone else a day later, never telling you until they are caught red handed and then somehow blame the whole thing on you. Indians will mock you for not having a PhD and then mock you further for being white. Whites will just get you wrapped up in a crazy world of cocaine, sleeping pills, booze, and sex. All right, so I guess the white people aren't that bad after all. But where does someone find true happiness? For decades now attractive white women have known the answer. They have abandoned their own kind, the pathetic white man, in search of something bigger, something better, something dark.
That's right, dark chocolate is the way to a woman's heart. Dark chocolate won't cheat on you or won’t mock you for being white. They will treat you right, buy you nice things, parade you around and show you off to all of your friends. They will be by your side until the end, or until you are pregnant with their child, which ever comes first. But until then you will be taken for the ride of your life, reaching new highs of ecstasy. Remember, once you go dark you can never go back.
Going after dark chocolate does have it's risks, but they joy one brings will outweigh any negative, it's worth it. For example, what dark chocolate likes to be wrapped up in a tight sheath? As far as I know, none. Dark chocolate enjoys being in the raw, and because dark chocolate it in such high demand, that’s just what dark chocolate gets.
Just look at that long hard piece of dark chocolate. Now I know why the white women love it so much, it's naturally ribbed. White chocolate has nothing on it.
People always say 'It's not the size, it's how it's used." Well, lets use it and find out how good it really is. Gripping it tightly in one hand I slide it into my open mouth. The taste is wonderful. The dark chocolate and gooey inside fill my mouth with pure pleasure. As I pull it out I let the ribbed outer skin glide over my lips, stimulating my senses. I understand more and more with each chew what makes dark chocolate so desirable. But just one? I am a big boy, I can handle more then that! Grabbing the other one with my left hand I jam both into my now gaping mouth. At first it seems like I have too much inside of me to handle, but I relax and just accept it willingly. Hungrily I scarf down as much as I can handle, being careful to swallow it all and not let any fall from my mouth.
Sadly this orgy of excitement can only last so long. Even dark chocolate has it's limits. Looking down at the discarded wrapper I think fondly of the time I spent with the dark chocolate, it was a time I will be sure to remember for days to come.
4 cheeses. Dark chocolate made me feel loved again.
Posted by LordJezo
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