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March 28 2005 -- I wonder what Gamma rays would do..
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Well it was Easter yesterday, the day the Lord rose up from the grave. Would have been a perfect day to review something having to do with that religious holiday, something that shows the true meaning and spirit of the holiday so dear to many, like candy!
Yes sirs, Peeps had babies, and they are named Chicks. How sweet, eh? Coming in 4 colorful flavors they will be sure to brighten up your (post) Easter celebrations and get your blood sugars up for an exciting night of fun and worship.
How cute is that? It will be sure to get your girlfriend happy and put everyone around you in a good mood. How could anyone (besides diabetics) resist the "yummy mallow" sweetness of a Chick? They can't! Just don't look at the wrapper or you might get worried..
That's a sticker there. You can't really see it in the picture but on the color list there is a little blue sticker with what seems to be a correction. "Red 3". But the big question is what is under the sticker?
Well that picture came out a bit better. C Red 40! OMG!! NOT RED 40! A quick Google search came up with this. Apparently Red 40 causes Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), makes people irritable, causes tantrums, and makes you belligerent. Hot damn, why did they take it out? That would have given this stuff an automatic 5 cheeses. Who doesn't love mind altering substances?
Anyway, getting back to the Peeps, er, Chicks, they taste just like Peeps. No difference except these things look cuter. So since taste testing really is not at all necessary here, how about we kill one?
Aww, look at it, just sitting there in the microwave! It has no clue as to what is about to happen to it! Good. It might make me feel bad if it knew. So, I close the door, push the 30 second button, and I do what every good executioner would do. Film it!
Click here for the exclusive snuff video!!!!
Exciting, eh?
So there it is, in all it's glory. I'd pretty much say it's dead at this point. So what do I do? EAT IT! I love me a good cooked Peep so why should this be any different? It's not! Tastes just like a cooked marshmallow, only a little bit sweeter. If you are going to eat these things this is the way to go. Forget eating them cold. Cool them up in the microwave for about 20 seconds and have your way with them. You'll be glad you did.
3 out of 5 for the standard ones. Nothing really new, just your standard Peeps in a different shape. By now you should know if you like them or not.
4.5 out of 5 for the cooked ones. Good stuff!
Now I only woder what a Gamma radiation tube would do to them...
Posted by LordJezo
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