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May 23 2005 -- More Reese's
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Instead of my usual weekends of getting drunk and high off of whatever I can find around the house and then getting angry and depressed about ex girlfriends I decided to go for a little drive and spend some time with a bald man who wears slippers. While there I was gazing upon his noggin and though to myself "Hot damn, that is a perfect place to put something I can review." So, I did, and today I bring you the latest concoction from the Reese's laboratories.
Reese's Chocolate Lovers Peanut Butter Cups. Now if you all remember my review of Dark Chocolate Twix you will know that dark is in, and from the looks of things like MTV and the Billboard Ringtones Chart it seems like the darker the better and in order to capitalize on that Reese's has joined the fray and thrown out there a new candy. Us white folks can try to fight back but it seems the cards are stacked against us. The onslaught is on and we are losing.
Now would you look at that. See the top of the cardboard thing? "Experience Another Kind of Love". Now that's not even trying to be subtle. Here I am opening up a candy, already sad about my sexuality and they are telling everyone I am totally worthless and that women should only love black men. Pretty much ruined my night. Eventually it led me to drink whatever I found around the house and get angry about ex girlfriends, as per normal. But lets not dwell on that right now. We have some candy to eat, and if you can't beat them, join them.
The cups were loaded with chocolate, maybe a bit too much actually. Both the bald headed killer and myself thought the same thing, they were a step down from the normal Reese's Cups. The chocolate took away from the whole peanut butter flavor. But thinking about it now, maybe we are just not meant for the chocolate love. You know, I did try dating a black girl for a few weeks but things just did not work out. Maybe this candy was a microcosm of that relationship. You start of thinking it will be great, it sure looks good, but once you take off the wrapper and get to the meat of it all you say to yourself "Naa, maybe this isn't too good of an idea."
So this candy had some special meaning to me but that special meaning is just a sad memory, so even that can't really give it any extra points. 2 cheeses. Worse then the original and brings me back to a time of crushed dreams and hopes.
 We did see Ricky Jay later that night (in-between the candy and the drowning myself in Jagermeister) in a small theater in DC and he way pretty good. 4 cheese for him. Actually, 5 cheeses because we were in the front row and a card ricocheted off a watermelon and onto my arm, which is the card over on the left there. Maybe I can sell that on eBay, hmm.... Very amusing guy though, I'd say go see him if you have the chance. But I am going to put 4 cheeses anyway because I am lazy and changed the rating after I made this the first time.
Posted by LordJezo
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