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January 6 2006 -- I KISS YOU!
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As the great Mahir once said, "I KISS YOU!" and with that the internet was born.
I can go about this next review in one of two ways. The usual long boring blabbering I always go with or a really quick simple one that will convey everything I could ever hope to say, except say it much better than I can.
Lets start with the quick way so people can get the read over with and go on to bigger and better websites.
Ready?
Okay, here it goes..
M&Ms
And there you have it. Have a nice day. Go watch a commercial now.
But if you are still reading I guess you want to know more than just that so I suppose I can oblige you a little further.
Hershey's Kissables. Looks exciting from the outside, right? Fancy silver package, nice colors for the candies, a familiar shape we have all known for years taken to the next level and made into candies.. what could go wrong?
Nothing at all.
But that's part of the problem. Much like my quick review said up above these are M&Ms in a new shape. When you eat them they taste exactly the same. The same taste of chocolate, the same crunch from the shell, the same melting in your mouth and not in your hand.
Woo hoo.
Well since they are like M&Ms I wonder if they work the same way in other things.
Mmmm.. green. We all know the stories behind the green ones, they may not be true, but we still know the stories. The girlfriend was over so I decided to test it out on her. Could these little kisses actually turn her on and get her attracted to me? Perhaps they would work as good as massive amounts of booze and instead of having to destroy her liver in order to get her to kiss me I could just feed her some candy.
Didn't work.
She ate the candy and then just walked away to find something better to do. Okay, maybe that's actually a bit worse. But the point is they didn't work and little old me got no loving.
So is there anything else to say about Hershey's Kissables? Not really. They taste like M&Ms, feel like M&Ms, crunch like M&Ms, all while not looking like M&Ms.
Not sure how to rate this stuff either. For an M&Ms clone they get 4 cheese for being almost an exact replica (Hoo-hoo, Robin). For originality? 1 cheese. For an aphrodisiac? 0 cheeses.
2.5 cheeses total. They are nice but absolutely nothing new. Hershey's Kissables are a pretty perfect substitute for M&Ms.
 
Posted by LordJezo
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