Please Print and sign.

Dear Kevin Smith,

Please tell me this is a joke. If this
is, as my cold-sweats imply, a reality please consider:

78west.com, on behalf of the State of New Jersey, ask you to refrain from
releasing this film.

We here at 78west.com respect your right to create any art you fancy.
However, we believe it to be detrimental to the fabric of society to allow you
to unleash this project on the public. Not only would it physically pain our
skulls I fear that the American public could not bear to witness their beloved
talk-show hosts forced to pander to you and your cast in an attempt to make this
film, upon its release, to seem funny, relevant or otherwise entertaining.
78west.com is also attempting to look out for the best interests of the populace
of New Jersey, a population that prides itself on a lode of talent to be mined
for the betterment of our society. We were once proud to point to your films as
examples of Good Stuff to Come From Jersey, alongside Jack Nicholson, Paul Simon
and pork roll...but now you have shamed us, like Tom Cruise, Zach Braff and pork
roll.

It is to this end that I offer to donate ten American dollars to you in the
understanding that this donation, when added with the donations of the rest of
the state (and possibly the nation) will be enough money to convince you it is
better that your film be stored in the lost vaults of whatever hack production
company accepts it next to Unnamed Brad Garrett Project than released. Even if
every individual in the state of New Jersey only donates a single dollar that
should be more than enough money ( $8,414,350 to be exact) to keep those reels
locked safely away.

Signed,

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