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July 14 2005 -- It's Lebron, son.
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So here we are on a Thursday. It's hot and humid outside and the sun is no where to be found. All this rain and clouds just makes you want to have a nice comfortable day sitting outside on your deck drinking some lemonade with Lebron James. Who wouldn't want that? You could sit around with him, have some good bbq, drink some cool lemonade, and then go shoot some hoops. What could be better?
But unfortunately most of us can't just hang out with Lebron James on our decks so we'll take the next best thing. Ryan. Yup, 78west.com's favorite voting poll celebrity Ryan is the next best thing to Lebron James. Why? Because he provides Lebron James in an easy to carry around case and also provides good bbq and drinks. What is that, you ask? Well, I present to you the next great step in gum..
Lebron's Lightning Lemonade Bubblicious Gum. Heck yeah. Just like the man himself this gum is lightning fast! This gum could quite possibly make you as cool as Lebron himself. Pretty soon you could be the king of the courts and the idol of people everywhere. Yes, this gum could be your ticket to a destiny only a handful of people can ever expect to have.
Or.
This could be another marketing ploy to get easily influenced people to buy stuff they normally wouldn't. Luckily for me I don't fall into that category. I fall into the complete and utter consumer whore category who quickly snatches up anything with the word 'New!' on it.
So how did I end up with this stuff anyway? We can blame it all on Ryan. There we were at his luxurious beach house in wonderful Belmar, NJ and we decided that we all needed drinks. By 'we all' I mean Ryan and myself and then two wonderful women who just happened to be spending time with us that day. So we set out on the harsh journey to the convenience store to get ourselves some supplies. It was such a hard trip that I don't really remember what anyone bought other then I ended up with some Bubblicious. We were at the check out counter and Ryan pointed to the gum and stated in his commanding tone "Buy that". So I did, and the rest is history. On the trip back one of the girls tossed a fireball at my feet and tripped me up. How rude.
 Getting back to the gum, well, it's Bubblicious. It's big, its very chewy, and it has a very sweet taste. The pink lemonade flavor is there and it tastes pretty good while you first start it off, but much like the name states the flavor goes away lightning fast. That might just be a bad joke though. The flavor does last for a decent time it seems this gum is more suited to a quick chewing session. Long term chewing might take it's toll, unlike many of the puny gums out there that are the size of your fingernail, this stuff actually takes effort to chew. Maybe that's why Lebron is on there, this is a gum for manly men who can chew and chew and chew, and we all know the ladies love a man who's jaw doesn't get tired.
3 cheeses. It's just what you would expect.
Posted by LordJezo
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