My mouth feels quite strange right now. I think my brain is getting in the way of what I am eating. They wont accept that they don't taste bad and seem to be sending impulses to the rest of my body screaming out "REJECT THEM! REJECT THEM!" I think I need something to drink to help wash away some of the flavor but in the mean time I will just sit here watching Fox News and eating..
Worms. Larvae. Bugs.
That's right, I am eating maggots. But not just any maggots, BBQ flavored maggots. Just got them in the mail today from a bald boy right outside of Washington, DC. How thoughtful of him, right?
My girlfriend told me "If you eat those I will no longer kiss you." Oh man, an ultimatum! What am I supposed to do? On one hand I have a cute girl who plays video games and watches anime. On the other hand I have a pile of dried maggots in a plastic bag that turn most people's stomach when they simply look at them. Where do my loyalties lay? What should I do? Maggots or a girlfriend to kiss. I think we all know what I am going to choose.
They are a bit disturbing to look at, being that they are maggots and all. If you look closely at them you can still see the tiny little crawly feet things on them. How hardcore is that?
So how do they taste. Well, they are quite crunchy. They are a very light snack, almost like you are eating air. The BBQ flavor is there but it's only a hint. They are not that bad, really. It's just that like I mentioned above my mind wont accept them. Would I eat them again? Sure. I am sure I could get used to them if I had them in large enough quantities.
I think I am going to go drink some Sam Adams now.
