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October 4 2005 -- Satan in your mouth
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Ooo ooo ooo. It's October!! You know what that means? It's almost Halloween! And what does that mean? SCARY HALOWEEN REVIEWS!! Are you ready to be thrust into a world of horror? A place where nightmares come alive and demons live? If not I'd say turn around now, but if you are man enough to handle a place darker than New York City above Central Park (Okay, was that going too far?)then strap yourself in because here we go.
Oh wow, Lucky Charms has gone Halloween on us. We all know Leperchauns can be evil and it seems the friendly guy on the box we have known for years is no exception. Sure, he might look friendly but deep down inside he is ready to kill. Just like the movie he'll break you and leave you for dead in the forest.
 Perhaps we should alert the church groups of this cereal. Not only is it promoting a demon child mascot, a leprechaun, but now even the cereal itself is evil, symbols of the devil are right there in your bowl. Now that I think about it, this cereal might be some sort of indoctrination into the dark arts. Eating the marshmallows symbolizes taking Satan himself into your body, they should just rename this cereal Dark Communion. Once children get used to eating things such as ghosts and demons they would be great prey for devil worshipers and the like.
"Hey little kid, you like that Halloween cereal, right? Why not try some goat blood! It's fun!"
See? People need to be made aware of this menace in the guise of a kid's cereal. The people must be made aware of the evils lurking in the aisles of our supermarkets! We here at 78west.com are looking out for you and your children.
Oh, and uh, 4 cheeses. Evil tastes so good in the form of marshmallows.
Posted by LordJezo
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