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July 1 2005 -- Painful.
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Pizza is like a woman. It can be soft and tender, it can be hard and cold, it comes in many different flavors and colors, and depending on where in the country you are you will get something that sort of resembles it in other places of the country but has its own local styling.
And like a woman pizza can be totally raped, turned into something that really isn’t what it is supposed to be. Damaged and abused, having issues for a long time. It's not a pretty site and no one ever wants it to happen, but sometimes it's a part of life and together we all have to work through it.
Damaged and abused is what we have here in the form of Papa John's Spicy Meatball Pizza.
Now, I am sure this is pizza by the technical sense, it's round, has tomato sauce, some cheese, and has the looks of a pizza, but it is so damaged by the intrusion of those meatballs that it is just not something that anyone would want to have around them. The pizza sent me into a drinking fury. Either that or the drinking fury sent me into a pizza rage, one of the two, but no matter, this pizza was just not very good.
 Being that it is Papa Johns and not a proper pizza eatery (because NJ pizza is the best in the country, only being rivaled by NYC pizza). I knew it would be a little different but I didn't expect something so out of the ordinary that it wouldn't even taste like pizza. It was a strange mixture of sweet tomato sauce and balls of meat that were supposed to be spicy. Were they? No, not at all. They tasted like cheap meat. Oy. This really wasn’t a good pizza at all. As you can see by the picture there I tried dousing it in the Papa John's garlic sauce that comes with every pizza that you order from that place. Did it make it taste better? Yeah, it did, but that just masking the problem, it's not getting to the issues. Maybe that's why Papa does it, he gives out the garlic sauce so you can mask up a disaster and think "Hmm, this isn't too bad, maybe I will order it again sometime."
Nope. No more for us. I give it 1 smiling Jason. Should get 0 but Jason is a cutie pie and its always nice to see him smile.
Posted by LordJezo
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