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August 15 2005 -- Ooo la la.
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There it was, a beacon of light and hope, a thing of majesty, something that should be revered, possibly worshiped. It is a thing of truth and of clarity in the mind. It is something that cannot be lived with out and if it ever ceases to exist life on this planet will be forever changed.
What is this god-like thing, you ask? Well, there can be only one thing to fit a bill like that.
White Castle.
Oh the joys. The pleasures. White Castle can bring you closer to God Himself, bring to you to Nirvana, or if you please, Valhalla. I guess that is an actual true statement now that I think about it. Eat enough of these grease laden burgers and your arteries might just clog up and you will indeed be in the afterlife of your choosing. But enough of that blasphemy, White Castle has something new, and I was there to try it.
The new White Castle French Onion Cheeseburger. Yeah, that’s right, again with the whole French thing, but it’s White Castle so I suppose we can let it slip again. But PatBoyX did say it best when he penned those now famous words “we hate the french!111!!! OLOL!!! merica rocks!!!”
So what makes this burger special, eh? New seasonings and cheese! The burger features French onion cheese and a creamy French onion sauce "that gives this sandwich a unique flavor." The commercials also show some good looking French maids. Apparently if you eat one of these burgers everything will look French to you. Not really sure if that is too good of an idea unless you are on some kind of power trip, I mean, who would want to see everyone and everything surrendering before you with out any kind of fight? Not I!
Alas, that did not happen when I ate the burger. No French maids, no people waving white flags, just a feeling of happiness in my belly, damn you, advertising! Was it good enough to replace my old standard of the original cheeseburger? Nope. But was it good enough to warrant a purchase and a recommendation? Sure thing. This, much like the French, is a snootier fancy pants version of your run of the mill cheeseburger. It wasn’t too bad and I might pick up one or two next time I go there for my usual 10-sack, spice things up a bit.
3.5 cheeses. It was good, you should try it out sometime.
Oh man, just look at that thing. Screw the Mona Lisa. That there, that small slice of meat, that is art.
Here are some cheeses to go with it.
 
Posted by LordJezo
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