This review is a dire warning, a plea to stay away from the product in question. You don't want to get near it, you don't want to try it, you want to keep your distance in fear of addiction or overdose. You don't want to buy it because then you'll try it and think to yourself "Hey, this is really good, why not?". You'll enjoy the feeling. You'll enjoy the high. You'll replace other products in your medicine cabinet with it.
But hey, if you do want to give it a shot here is a $2 coupon. Hey, if I couldn't stop you I might as well help enable you, it's only right.
Vanilla Tylenol PM Liquid, or is it Liquid Vanilla Tylenol PM, or maybe Tylenol PM Vanilla Liquid? It's one of them and by me doing that I will be sure to get more results from Google when people search for Tylenol PM Vanilla Liquid review. It's all about the hits.
So, this product, it's aimed as a Nyquil competitor. Will they be able to beat out the big Q? Will people jump ship from the old standard of green or red liquid over the counter sleep drug? I sure hope so because this stuff is amazing.
For a moment lets talk about Nyquil. We all secretly love it, admit it. Everyone loves the way it knocks you out, everyone loves the way it gives you a good night sleep, and for some of us out there, everyone loves the way it blows your mind and takes you to a happy place. Try it some time, just take a shot or two and don't let yourself fall asleep right away. What fun.
But the problem with Nyquil is that flavor. When you take it you know you are taking a drug. It's not a very good experience. Both flavors, red and green, are the same. They both give you that scrunched up face, they both leave that thick coating down to your stomach, and they both leave that horrible aftertaste in your mouth. If you wanted the joy Nyquil was going to give you then you had to earn it.
But that was the old days. Now it's 2005. It's a whole new game now.
The dark ages of Nyquil you'd look like this:
But now with Tylenol PM Vanilla Liquid this can be you:
So ask yourself. Do you want to be a muscle bound sex sybol that every woman in the world would like a piece of, or, do you want to be a poet?
I went out to the store and picked myself up a bottle of this stuff as soon as I heard about it (plus a few days due to me not wanting to be knocked out when I had other things to do). There it was in my local Target, almost sold out. I snatched up a bottle, gave the cashier my coupon, and headed home to my place to try it out.
I was nervous at first to take a shot. It smelled wonderful, like sweet vanilla, but that can be deceiving. Taste is the true test. Would it taste as good as the smell or would it be a horrible medicine like Nyquil? Well, I took the shot... and it was amazing. No medicine taste, no aftertaste, no thick coating. It was a pleasant experience of a very nice vanilla syrup flavor. Tylenol PM Vanilla Liquid has set a new bar for medicine taste. I couldn't resist, so I took another. After about a half hour of sitting at my computer thinking about the experience I went back and took another half shot.
I knew things were getting bad.
It was so good I kept wanting more. My choices were either totally overdose and end up in not too good of a condition, or dump this liquid crack out and save myself. Sadly, I chose second option. I dumped out almost the entire bottle down the drain and threw the empty bottle in the trash. It's not safe to have around. Having something this good around the condo would sure to be tempting. I can just imagine myself coming home from work tired, knowing I want a good night's sleep and just taking a shot as a night cap, night after night after night.
Well the bottle was in the garbage and I settled myself to watch some anime. It was wonderful. A few hours later I was in that familiar Nyquil high/almost falling asleep phase of life. A little while later I was out and speeding towards the next morning.
I will never want to take Nyquil again. This stuff is amazing and should replace Nyquil in everyone's medicine cabinet. Tylenol PM Vanilla Liquid is the new standard in knock yourself out with over the counter goodness.
I present to you the 5 cheese grail. Go try it. You won't regret it, unless you overdose and kill yourself, but then with that you'll be dead and wont really be able to regret it much. Tylenol PM Vanilla Liquid. Learn it. Love it. Live it.
SEEYA!
Posted by LordJezo
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What a day.
I woke up, sat around, took a nap, watched an episode of Prison Break, watched a little bit of college football, took another nap, woke up and ate some food.
At this point I was feeling pretty useless, even more so than normal. I had to get out and do something! So I did. In my car I hopped and away I drove. My destination? North Jersey. My goal? See a girl. Always a good goal if you ask me. But alas, that girl was in NYC and was not coming home as soon as I anticipated. So what was a boy to do while waiting for his girlfriend? How about the next big best thing, PatBoyX! Yup, instead of seeing my lady pal I made a right hand turn and ended up in front of PatBoy's house waiting for him to get into my car, and into my car he did get. It was an intense scene. I didn't even stop my car. It was like a scene out of an action movie. There I was, rolling down the street and there was PatBoyX, jumping into a moving vehicle. It was intense.
There we were, two men, one in a t-shirt, one in nice pants and a button down shirt. We were off to do exactly what men who still have sleepovers at 24 do, go to Ikea! Yup. Ikea. Two men holding hands strolling around Ikea shopping for bed sheets. How romantic. Before we left I checked on the website to make sure what I wanted was in stock. It was listed on the site so of course it had to be in the store, right? Yeah. I am sure. We get there and everything but what I want is on the shelves. All the colors, all the styles, heck, all the sizes, except king. For some reason there was nothing in king size. What a useless trip. Such anger. Drove all the way past the Newark airport for naught. Okay, well how about Bed, Bath, & Beyond? Maybe they would have something in stock. Well, they did, but unlike Ikea where the stuff costs $49, they had stuff for $150 to $200. Forget that. I'll just try Ikea again one day. For now my comforter will remain on the floor, naked and unused, much like PatBoyX most of the time.
Then came the phone call. My female friend had returned to Hoboken and was on her way home. Rush rush!! I had to get to her for an amazing night of fun and dancing. She said she would be home in 20 minutes and I was at least a half hour away. I had to move quick to keep from being late. Unfortunately my loyalties are with you, my faithful readers, and before I went to see her PatBoy and I stopped by Dunkin Dounuts for a purchace of a new product.
Dunkin Dounuts Steak Egg and Cheddar croissant breakfast sandwich.
Yup. A brand new breakfast sammich from everyone's favorite dounut shop. Being that I had not really eaten a thing for the entire day it was nice to finally have some hot food. It was new, it was fancy (cheddar is fancy! No American cheese here), and it was heavy. Yes, it was heavy. One of the things you will notice about this thing is that it has some weight to it. No light low calorie girly man food here.
But how does it taste? For that PatBoyX and I got back into my car. It was dark and the parking lot wasn’t too crowded. The bag was on his lap. he reached in and pulled out his meat. He slowly unwrapped it and brought it to his mouth and munched away. I did the same. There we were, two men munching on meat in a dark car. It was romantic. Did it taste good? Yes it did. Was it as good as the McDonalds Sausage Egg McMuffin? No, but I think I am bias towards that one due to me growing up with it. The croissant tasted good and crispy, warm from a toasting. The steak on the sandwich was nice and big, not skimpy at all. The egg was your standard fast food egg and the cheese was good as well. Very impressive, very basic, but it was still impressive.
So that's that. I ate it, I was happy with it, and I was off to see my lady. Somehow I managed to get to her house before her, apparently she and her family got lost somewhere between Hoboken and her house. Ahh well, gave me a chance to have a beer with her dad.
4 cheeses. I'd eat it again. It's my favorite breakfast sandwich at Dunkin Dounuts at the moment. Dukin Dounuts Steak, Egg, and cheddar croissant.
Posted by LordJezo
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