The Message Whore says "JUMP DAMNIT!?"-------------------------------------->
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Beattie has a slogan:
"BE LIKE BEATTIE!"
Well, we took that to heart in the following series of pictures we here at the Whore like to call:
BE LIKE BEATTIE-PALOOZA!
So lets begin!
First off we have a fine specimin of man flesh. Can you guess who? What's that? YES! You are correct! The Message Whore himself!!
Now here we have a Beattie with some facial hair. Very impressive!
Hmm.. a friend once asked me "If you met a girl who you found to have an attractive body, but the face of a man, would you sleep with her?" Well, I never really could envision that, but here is what it may look like. So, Dorian, if your girlfriend woke up one morning and had the face of Beattie, what would you do?
Yeah.. another drunken Beattie..
Enough with the damn white devil Beattie. I present to you INDIAN BEATTIE!!!
Beattie's vision got bad by the end of the night, so now Beattie needs glasses... poor poor beattie..
