Like 300 Rambos in Spartan armor kicking ass..

I’m just coming off off seeing 300 on Imax and I am pumped up and ready to go to the gym and get a 10 pack of abs like every dude in that film and go get my bench press to 3 or 4 plates. Totally charged up to go take on thousands of Persian warriors and face off against some 8 foot tall pierced black dude. Madness you say? A nerdy webdude like me not able to take on the might of an army? Well to that I say THIS! IS! 78! WEST!. Yeah, that’s right, we’re a catch phrase powerhouse just like the movie that gets everyone pumped up. Sure, we might not have digital enhancement for our pecks but if you take a look at that little dude over on the left sidebar (which is a pretty close representation of myself), you’llk realize that we are not to be messed with. “LORD JEZO? WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?” “RAAHHHUUUAHH!! RAAAUUUAHH!!” (please note that RAAHHHUUUAHH RAAAUUUAHH roughly translates into ‘computer dork’ in modern English’)

Stonyfield Farm shift.

Yeah. We are going to get ourselves energized up with an organic drink that is not only good for us, but good for the environment too. Just like those Spartan Rambos who lived so many years ago off of what Mother Nature had to offer them, we are here a few thousand years later to try to do the same. Or at least not do it as much harm as other drinks. Do we really care about any of that? Nope, but it makes for a more interesting review. Hopefully this drink will shift us up a gear in power and we’ll be going out there on the attack.

Reading the side of the bottle it tells me that we are going to be shifting into natural energy. Yeah! Who needs chemicals and other fun things when I can have natural goodness. … I’m not too sure about that one either, at least its worth a shot.

With my man muscles I opened up the can in the same way a Spartan would have opened up the skull of an opposing warrior. I pealed back the safety foil in the same way a Spartan who ripped off the skin of a wolf stalking him in the mountains.

TONIGHT I DINE ON ORGANIC ENERGY DRINKS!

Even our mascot is catching the 300 fever.

I tipped it back into my mouth like a Spartan drinking on the wine from his fields and let the flavors flow around my mouth like a Spartan tasting his wife after a long campagin on the battlefield. Too bad that wife had a yeast infection. While the initial taste of the stuff might be not bad, either a berry flavor or some kind of punch concoction, the after taste is wretched. Like a bunch of frozen vegitables or something like that. Maybe its the organicness of it all is what we’re tasting here, but it isnt very good. That not very good feeling in our mouths was mirrored by everyone else who tried it. It’s a shame too, here we had a chance to something good for once and it ends up being something no one would ever go back to again.

1 cheese. It’s three cheeses going down but that after taste backstabs the potential for this drink being good in the same way the Spartans.. well, let’s just leave it at that, shall we? Let’s just say “Leave off the last f for savings” and I think you’ll understand what we think of this drink.